Tag Archives: blueberry

Me Oh My! I Love Pie.

8 Jul

Black and Blue Berry Butterfly Pie

Pop quiz.  What movie is the “Me oh my, I love pie” song from?  Here’s a hint, it’s crappy, stars post-Grease/pre-Pulp Fiction John Travolta (hence, the crappiness), also features the world’s biggest ball of twine.   If you guessed “Michael”, you are correct.  You should also march straight over to Travolta’s house and demand two hours of your life back.

For guessing correctly, I reward you with a recipe for what I’m now calling the Black and Blue Berry Butterfly Pie.  If you’re one of the lame-Os who didn’t get it right, why don’t you celebrate not spending $8 bucks to see that tripe by having a slice of pie. Continue reading

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Peach + Blueberry Cobbler

6 Jul

peach and blueberry cobbler

You may not be able to buy happiness but this carby, fatty goodness proves you sure as heck can bake it up in the oven.  If you’re on a diet, quit now and shove a mouthful of this stuff in your face immediately.  Whoever it is you’re trying to impress is definitely not worth missing out on this summery dessert.  As far as I’m concerned, it can take the place of breakfast, lunch or dinner.

I think the fact that peach season coincides with bathing suit season is further proof that god does not exist or if he does, he’s a sadistic prick.  No benevolent creature would create peaches, make them taste so good in a cobbler and then only make them  available during the time of year that’s also perfect for parading around half naked at the beach.

Regardless, I’m totally willing to start clothes shopping in the fat girl section if it means I can indulge in a bowl or twelve of fruit cobbler this summer.   Continue reading